The world is quit here When we were together I felt breathless, now you are. -- Lemony Snicket The three Baudelaire children are unfortunate. Extremity unfortunate. I am here to tell you the story. There is always something gloomy awaiting for the Baudelaire Orphans. Violet being the oldest invents things. Many many different and rather odd things such as a automatic bed maker or lamp with a light attached. Klaus being the only boy in the family reads. He has probably read every book in reach. When he needs help he turns to his books. Sunny Baudelaire is the youngest Baudelaire Orphan. She loves to bit things. Many things such as tables, shoes,hats, rings any thing that will fit in her mouth has been in it.   
Abominable Add Dear Roleplayer, I am sorry to say that you are reading a very unpleasant comment. It tells an unhappy tale about three very unlucky children. Even though they are charming and clever the Baudelaire siblings lead lives filled with misery and woe. From the very fist narrative of this roleplay when the children are at the beach and receive terrible news, continuing on through the entire story disaster lurks at their heels. One might say they are magnets for misfortune. In this roleplay alone, the three youngsters encounter a greedy and repulsive villain, itchy clothing, a disastrous fire a plot to steal their fortunate, and cold porridge for breakfast. It is my sad duty to type these unpleasant tales, but there is nothing stopping you from deleting this comment at once and joining something more happy if you prefer that sort of thing. With all due respect, Julianna   
Painful Plot Book 1 The Bad Beginning One we have enough main characters we will begin the story. Mean while just post something along the lines of My name is ____ I am ____ years old, or a narrative explaining your character   
Creepy Characters taken
I do not accept made-ups. If I've forgoten someone please tell. Violet Baudelaire
Klaus Baudelaire Sunny Baudelaire Duncan Quagmire Isadora Quagmire
Count Olaf Fernald - The Hook Handed Man The White Faced Woman The White Faced Woman Bald Man Person of Indeterminate Gender Esme' Squalor Jerome Squalor Mr. Poe Justice Strauss Uncle Monty Aunt Josephine NASTY NOTE: Some of these characters will die and if you do not wish to stop roleplaying with us then choose a character who does not vanish. Count Olaf's roleplayer also must play the part of all of his disguises. If you do not wish to do this do not apply as him. I will put his current character by "Count Olaf" every time he changes. Also Sunny's character must talk in baby, or a made-up, language as well as english. This will cause her posts to e twice as long an twice as hard to write, but as I have said above if you do not want to have to do this then don't play her.   
Revolting Rules - Think the way your character would. Act the way your character would. Count Olaf does not say "Hello, how are you today Klaus?". - Do not destroy Lemony Snickets work. Be appropriate. - If your are going to talk out of character please make it clear. - Get a good layout and profile picture. The profile picture must be your character. - Update, it isn't that hard. Narratives are nice but not everyday. - Comment other characters to get comments back. If you are not getting comments even when you try tell me and I will help. -The password is Beatrice. -Comment me once you have made the site. -I do not require for you to have read any of the books, but it would be greatly appreciated if you have. -Back to updating. I do not accept <img here> I look so wied in this one.=]I do not like it when people just post picutes, I know I may sound strict right now, but it's one of my biggest pet peeves!   
Roleplayer of the Miserable Month
To earn the title of Roleplayer of the Miserable Month you must be very active, post gruesome entrees and comment as much as possible. What this means is you must be very on top of things, now I understand that it is now October and school has started for most of the world is not all and you can not be online all day like I do during the summer, but you can still be on in your free time. I am only in 5th grade and homework is still very easy, but I suspect that most roleplayer are above the age of 12 and have more homework. What I am really trying to say is that if you join you expected to be as active as you possibly can. Lets say that you have been roleplayer of the month and it is time to choose the next weary winner; I will not pick you because I think everyone should get a chance to be roleplayer of the month. After I have picked another roleplayer and that month is over you are able to win. | 
